Some not-so-ancient proverbs by which to life your life:
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
I disagree with unanimity.
I have my doubts about disbelief.
Always Avoid Alliteration.
Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
One should never generalize.
Avoid clichés like the plague.
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
Death to all fanatics!
An oral contract isn't worth the paper its written on.
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Don't hit a man with glasses...use your fist.
When everything's going your way, you're driving in the wrong lane.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.
On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Prejudiced people are all alike.
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
Evil isn't all bad.
I'm still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.
There's no such thing as nonexistence.
Cooperation can only be reached if we work together.
As far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.
He doesn't have much of a reputation...or so I've heard.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator!
Rehab is for quitters!
The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.
Grammar has gots to be one of the most importantest things ever?
My identity lies in not knowing who I am.
I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.
I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.
Free advice is worth what you paid for it.
Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
I keep telling myself that I am a pathological liar, but I am not sure if I believe it.
There are only three kinds of people in the world: people who can count and people who can't.
Reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons.
Life is full of uncertainties...or is it?
Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.
If you lend someone 20, and never see that person again...it was probably worth it.
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